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FOUNDER MAKES FIRST CONTACT WITH AI
Witnesses report honey badger “sweating profusely” during historic encounter
In scenes described as “both terrifying and inevitable,” local entrepreneur Hodl McDougall initiated contact with an artificial intelligence yesterday. Sources confirm he typed “hello?” with a question mark.
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WHO’S WHO
HODL McDOUGALL
Founder & Honey Badger. Loses files. Has epiphanies.
FLORA McCOMBIE
Head of Success & Owl. Organised. Judges desktops.
ANGUS CHALMERS
Lead Developer & Sheep. Inherits chaos. Dry wit.
ISLA MURRAY
Marketing Lead & Vixen. Discovers AI. Sips tea.
TODAY’S HEADLINES
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Two Desktops Compared:One pristine, one crime scene
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Developer Creates Perfect System,Fails to Use It
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FINAL_FINAL_v47:When “Final” Loses All Meaning
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Metadata Breakthrough:“I Can Find ANYTHING?”
❓ 15 Files Named “Final”: Which One Is It?